What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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