- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Women's rights

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

no rasist joks

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What do we call Osama? Osama

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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