Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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