two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Jovan

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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