- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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