What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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