A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Women's rights

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Anti Joke

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