how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's round and orangey? An orange.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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