A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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#Getweird

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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