- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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