- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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