- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

read me write me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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