- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Dead girls can't say no.

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