- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

how do you call someone? use a phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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