what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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