What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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