- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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