Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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