Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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