- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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