- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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