- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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