Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

The child was fired from his job.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why so serious ?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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