A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

su algato es en fuego

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Where's my tractor?

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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