- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

one stop shop

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Women's rights.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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