- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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