- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

say it ten times fast: oh

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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