- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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