- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Good job, son.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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