- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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