- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Obama lin Baden.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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