What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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