Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Anti Joke

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