Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Katy Perry

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What hurts like hell? HELL

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Anti Joke

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