- Anti Joke

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Santa isn't real

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her