Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

UN

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Anti Joke

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