- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Fuck off!

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

My Nan, that is all.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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