Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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