- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What rhymes with milk...milf

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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