Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Click here to end the world.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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