- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What is life? Paul.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

All of these jokes are about white people

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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