Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A guy at a baseball game....

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Anti Joke

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