Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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