- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Hello penis

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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