Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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the WNBA.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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