Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's 1+1? 69.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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