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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How old are you? 7

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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