- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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