- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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