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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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