What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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