A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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