What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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