CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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