- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How old are you? 7

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