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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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