- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

All of these jokes are about white people

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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