- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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